People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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