if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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