forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
