don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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