if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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