he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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