you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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