I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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