he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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