hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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