I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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