i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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