Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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