He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he was CRYING into my vagina
did i walk over a car last night?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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