Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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