Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
