we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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