I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
