He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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