She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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