Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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