How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Everything about him screamed your future.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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