one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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