You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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