Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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