once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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