Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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