Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You were trust falling into bushes
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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