Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish i was in the wii world.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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