I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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