I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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