YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
