i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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