So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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