I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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