I wannas sexs uuuuu
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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