oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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