I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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