pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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