Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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