Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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