A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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