wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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