Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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