i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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