even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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