Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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