I hate all girls vehemently.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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