I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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