Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
