Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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