brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
barbara walters just said penis...
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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