I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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