Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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