Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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